Sorry. Done now. Had to get that one out of my system (this is the lame kind of stuff I get really into). The explanation for me posting all of these songs is probably buried so here: http://thenor.tumblr.com/post/24183161271/day-20-the-growin-up-playlist-lots-of-folks

From a craigslist job post. These guys aren’t great writers, but I hear they’re cool.

RULES OF THE ROAD
When you apply you need to send in EITHER a resume OR (if you do not have one), all the social media stuff about you so we can figure out who and what you are about. This means Facebook or LinkedIn or something like that. 

We will trash the second we get it people who cannot work in this office. This means you guys who want us to outsource. This is an AMERICAN JOB in an AMERICAN city. Sorry, we like supporting our town and ‘nuf said!

Dress code is super casual. You can dress like you are going to the beach if you want. No one sees us but us.. unless you are asked to help on the counter then you need to wear a nice shirt or blouse. Other than that, we are cool.